Real Talk #1
I hate going to school. It really sucks. When am I going to use Algebra, I mean like come on Algebra. When I become a traveling musician I won’t ever need to know what the fuck cosine is. Everyone says “Hey Matt Tecson you need school just in case your musician dreams fall through.” and I’m like “Hey guys mind your own business I’m just trying to be me.” Nobody understands me, except maybe the guys from /m/. Too bad they are all wheel-chair bound.Back on topic. I was in school today and the teacher called on me and I was so totally not ready. It was so frustrating. She was like “Matt can you tell us who discovered Pluto” and I was like “Mickey Mouse.” Not only was that apparently wrong it also got no laughs from the class and I was left stranded in an ocean of silence with only my ever diminishing dignity as a dinghy. Also I had a bad lunch today. It was all about the peanut butter and I’m so sick of peanut butter. I wish there was a cool school I could go to where me and some bros could discuss our favorite doctors, mine being Tom Baker, and chat about how hot Lana Del Ray is. Ugh at least I’m graduating in two years. Also my crush on The Rock is creeping back into my life. I thought I expunged all memories of his beyond toned arms and his whimsical half smile, but I thought wrong. I think I’m going to go watch the Tooth Fairy and then hit the hay (that means sleeping!).
- Matt Tecson
